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Letter to the Editor
Cell Death and Differentiation (2005) 12, 410. doi:10.1038/sj.cdd.4401614
Apoptotic gene therapy in the interdigital web
D R Green 1,2 and G Melino 3
1La Jolla Institute for Allergy and Immunology, San Diego, CA, USA
2Aureola Celestial Sciences Corporation, J Nesis Way, Vatican, Italy
3Istituto Dermopatico dell’ Immacolata Concezione-IRCCS Biochemistry Lab, c/o University of Rome Tor Vergata, Rome, Italy
Correspondence: G Melino, Aureola Celestial Sciences Corporation, J Nesis Way, Vatican, Italy. E-mail: firstname.lastname@example.org
Apoptosis plays an essential role in sculpturing the body during the embryo development.1 The formation of the interdigital web in chicks, as well as in ducks, involves a time and space specific form of apoptosis, were a crucial role is played by the msx gene,2 BMP-2/4,3 and tissue transglutaminase.4 In mammals there is evidence of involvements of caspases.5, 6 However, in the absence of apaf-1, cell death still occurs, but with a significant delay, and in the form of necrotic death,7 suggesting that the interdigital web death stimuli are incompatible with life, resulting in unsustainable free radical damage.
We have identified a new essential molecular pathway that can cause persistence of the interdigital web.
In order to identify the defect at the molecular level, we screened for several genes in keratinocytes cultured from an interdigital web biopsy. In addition to the involvement of caspases, apaf-1, msx, BMP-2/4, and tissue transglutaminase, as outlined above, we identified the expression of a novel unkown protein band. We then established a collaboration with professor Sum Ting Wong, a fugitive from the North Korean University Hu Yu Hai Ding, currently in Rome (Italy). By performing a differential protein labeling on line with quadruple eptapole massive spectroscopy we identified this extremely faint spot. This was identified as the new protein Wai So Dim (WSD). WSD is a transcription factor belonging to the p53 family that controls the expression of the ER protein Scrotin,8 and thus regulates apoptosis. On the other hand, WSD also transcribes p16INK4a9, 10 and Bmi1,11 suggesting its involvement in senescence. Indeed, we further demonstrated that WSD regulates the Rb-E2F senescence pathway.12
Based on new, patented biological effects of WSD we found two biotech companies, Gene-Italia (Italy) dedicated to the development of interdigital web gene therapy and Ai-Bang-Mai-Ni (Japan) for orthopedic applications. Gene-Italia has successful performed adult local gene gun induction of WSD, using a cassette to eventually eliminate its expression,13 Figure 1. The recreation of an extensive interdigital web in a young male led to reduction from 125 to 62 s, the time required to complete the 100 m Freestyle (Olympic rules). In addition to success in swimming competitions, the volunteer has now been involved with sport advertisment companies.
Figure 1 – Re-creation of the interdigital web after WSD gene gun in a nonprofessional swimmer, now regional champion (Ohmy God Ih Svimfast). We thank Arena Italia spa thanks to Enzo Guida, Brand Manager Arena Italia spa; www.arenaitalia.it; the photo was made by LSD, Lowe Pirella Agency, and Umberto Casagrande, Art Direction and Creativity Director
Full figure and legend (120K)
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1. Aureola Celestial Sciences Corporation, J Nesis Way, Vatican, Italy
(“halo in heaven” Sciences Corporation, on “genesis” Way ???)
2. Istituto Dermopatico dell’ Immacolata Concezione-IRCCS Biochemistry Lab
(Institute of “immaculate conception” ???)
3. We then established a collaboration with professor Sum Ting Wong
(professor “something wrong” ???)
4. Hu Yu Hai Ding, currently in Rome (Italy).
(“who you hiding” in Rome ???)
5. the new protein Wai So Dim (WSD).
(protein “why so dim?” ???)
6. ER protein Scrotin,8
(no XXX jokes here, please)
7. transcribes p16INK4a9, 10 and Bmi1,11
(suggestions here, please)
8. that WSD regulates the Rb-E2F
(vote for your fave)
And the envelope please…
9. we found two biotech companies, Gene-Italia (Italy)
(okay, this is getting too graphic)
10. and Ai-Bang-Mai-Ni (Japan) for orthopedic applications.
(you’d better see an orthopod if you banged your knee)
And for the finale…
11. Figure 1.
(LSD “made” the photo)
12. Also Figure 1
(and the name of the swimmer is… ???)
ROTFLOL. Somebody was paying attention! (or not?)